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A man and his dog - Ronnietrader - 10-16-2015
A guy and his dog walk into a bar for the Stanford/UCLA game. The bartender says, "No, no, no. Absolutely no dogs allowed." The man replies, "But this dog is special. If Stanford scores he'll walk across bar on his hind legs. If UCLA scores he'll walk across the bar on his front legs. And when Stanford wins he does a backflips." The bartender says, "Backflips? Wow. And what if UCLAÂ wins?" The man says, "Don't know. My dog is only 8 years old."
Re: A man and his dog - jacketree - 10-16-2015
That's been a Navy joke about Army for 13 years now. That's actually a pretty old dog come to think of it.
And 7 years old btw. Stanford beat UCLA twice in two weeks to close out 2012.
Re: A man and his dog - Hank 91 - 10-16-2015
I also used to hear that joke an awful lot here in SoCal back when in the 90s when UCLA was in the midst of a seven- or eight-year streak against USC. It's amazing how that dog gets around.