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Expectations at BI for Ca.l football - Leftcoast - 12-12-2015

The Head Coach's new contract's terms, automatic extensions for 7 wins and hitting a graduation target, are prompting epic level soul searching on the Ca.l board - 160 posts and counting.

It's not fun to be fourth at the trough in California in terms of success and recruiting. 

I'm not sure the contract standards amount to waving a white flag but plenty of Bear.s seem to.

http://bearinsider.com/forums/showthread.php?98081-Cal-s-Expectations-for-Football

(The thread on Bridesmaids is also worth a read if only for the characterization of other Pac 12 fans as wedding guest types.

With apologies to 510Bear for the steal but this made me laugh.)

The Pac-12 Wedding

Starring:
Alabama & Oklahoma: the bride and groom (since no Pac-12 team made the playoffs)
(Stanford) & Oregon: the bridesmaids who have stolen each other's boyfriends and hate each other
UCLA: the usher
USC: the drunk uncle
WSU: the once homely woman who's suddenly turning heads after getting a surprising makeover this year
Cal: the sad middle-aged guy who works at Home Depot and drives a 12-year-old Corolla
ASU: the sketchy guy who keeps hustling other guests to get in on his new online gambling venture
Utah: the designated driver
Colorado: the homeless bum passed out in the parking lot



Re: Expectations at BI for Ca.l football - terry - 12-12-2015

OK, that was pretty amusing.


Re: Expectations at BI for Ca.l football - BostonCard - 12-12-2015

Oregon State, Washington, and Arizona weren't invited?

BC


Re: Expectations at BI for Ca.l football - thunder_chik - 12-12-2015

(12-12-2015, 11:39 AM)Boston Card link Wrote:Oregon State, Washington, and Arizona weren't invited?

BC

Oregon State, the spinster aunt who attends the guest book duties...


Re: Expectations at BI for Ca.l football - yvonne - 12-12-2015

Washington, the guest who brags about how he used to date the bride.


Re: Expectations at BI for Ca.l football - Leftcoast - 12-12-2015

Arizona, the never-married bridesmaid trying way, way too hard to catch the bouquet.


Re: Expectations at BI for Ca.l football - BostonCard - 12-12-2015

You guys are harsh.  Love it!

BC