Expectations at BI for Ca.l football -
Leftcoast - 12-12-2015
The Head Coach's new contract's terms, automatic extensions for 7 wins and hitting a graduation target, are prompting epic level soul searching on the Ca.l board - 160 posts and counting.
It's not fun to be fourth at the trough in California in terms of success and recruiting.Â
I'm not sure the contract standards amount to waving a white flag but plenty of Bear.s seem to.
http://bearinsider.com/forums/showthread.php?98081-Cal-s-Expectations-for-Football
(The thread on Bridesmaids is also worth a read if only for the characterization of other Pac 12 fans as wedding guest types.
With apologies to 510Bear for the steal but this made me laugh.)
The Pac-12 Wedding
Starring:
Alabama & Oklahoma: the bride and groom (since no Pac-12 team made the playoffs)
(Stanford) & Oregon: the bridesmaids who have stolen each other's boyfriends and hate each other
UCLA: the usher
USC: the drunk uncle
WSU: the once homely woman who's suddenly turning heads after getting a surprising makeover this year
Cal: the sad middle-aged guy who works at Home Depot and drives a 12-year-old Corolla
ASU: the sketchy guy who keeps hustling other guests to get in on his new online gambling venture
Utah: the designated driver
Colorado: the homeless bum passed out in the parking lot
Re: Expectations at BI for Ca.l football -
terry - 12-12-2015
OK, that was pretty amusing.
Re: Expectations at BI for Ca.l football -
BostonCard - 12-12-2015
Oregon State, Washington, and Arizona weren't invited?
BC
Re: Expectations at BI for Ca.l football -
thunder_chik - 12-12-2015
(12-12-2015, 11:39 AM)Boston Card link Wrote:Oregon State, Washington, and Arizona weren't invited?
BC
Oregon State, the spinster aunt who attends the guest book duties...
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yvonne - 12-12-2015
Washington, the guest who brags about how he used to date the bride.
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Leftcoast - 12-12-2015
Arizona, the never-married bridesmaid trying way, way too hard to catch the bouquet.
Re: Expectations at BI for Ca.l football -
BostonCard - 12-12-2015
You guys are harsh. Love it!
BC