Beat Cal!! - Printable Version
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Beat Cal!! - 82lsju - 11-16-2019
get your Beat Cal photos here
https://web.stanford.edu/group/axecomm/cgi-bin/wordpress/?page_id=371
and if you're on Facebook a superset of the above is here
https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=oa.10151263567711285&type=3
#BeatCal
#Decapeat
RE: Beat Cal!! - Canalejas - 11-16-2019
The dirty golden bear is losing all his hair.
RE: Beat Cal!! - winflop - 11-17-2019
His teeth are out
He's got the gout
RE: Beat Cal!! - martyup - 11-18-2019
He knows not what it's all about.
RE: Beat Cal!! - Spiny_Norman - 11-18-2019
His eyes are made of glass . . .
RE: Beat Cal!! - Papa John - 11-18-2019
He's losing all his class.
RE: Beat Cal!! - Leftcoast - 11-18-2019
So take that dirty Golden Bear ....
An oldie but a goodie .....
A man walks into a bar on Big Game day with his dog and takes a seat to watch Stanford play Cal. The bartender blusters over and says, "No dogs allowed; take your mutt and leave!".
His customer explains, "But this is a special Dog! When Stanford scores he'll walk across your bar on his hind legs! When Cal scores he'll walk the other way on his FRONT legs! When Stanford wins he'll do a backflip on the bar in front of me!" The bartender is doubtful but intrigued despite himself. "Yeah? What does he do when CAL wins?".
"Well I don't really know, my dogs not THAT old. He hasn't turned 10 yet and I'm not sure he'll live that long."
RE: Beat Cal!! - winflop - 11-18-2019
(11-18-2019, 01:53 PM)Leftcoast Wrote: So take that dirty Golden Bear ....
An oldie but a goodie .....
A man walks into a bar on Big Game day with his dog and takes a seat to watch Stanford play Cal. The bartender blusters over and says, "No dogs allowed; take your mutt and leave!".
His customer explains, "But this is a special Dog! When Stanford scores he'll walk across your bar on his hind legs! When Cal scores he'll walk the other way on his FRONT legs! When Stanford wins he'll do a backflip on the bar in front of me!" The bartender is doubtful but intrigued despite himself. "Yeah? What does he do when CAL wins?".
"Well I don't really know, my dogs not THAT old. He hasn't turned 10 yet and I'm not sure he'll live that long."
+1
Heck +10
RE: Beat Cal!! - Spiny_Norman - 11-18-2019
And throw him in the trash!
That's the version that my brother taught to his two boys and is the version that my nephews sing to me each year now before Big Game. They are fine young men.
RE: Beat Cal!! - martyup - 11-20-2019
We've gotta just damn BEAT CAL!!!
RE: Beat Cal!! - martyup - 11-21-2019
REPEAT
RE: Beat Cal!! - PVTree - 11-21-2019
Beat the wee-nies!
Beat, beat the wee-nies!!
RE: Beat Cal!! - Phogge - 11-21-2019
My Cal wife OK’d “Stick him in the grass.” I guess with a golf tee.
RE: Beat Cal!! - Leftcoast - 11-22-2019
First class parenting!