This should be help you choose the best school for
1. MIT. No recent bowl appearances.
2. Stanford. Res ipsa loquitor.
3. CalTech. Appearances at Rose Bowl confined to ingenious parade floats.
4. Cal Berkeley. Most recent Rose Bowl game program had to be carbon-dated to determine date of teams appearance.Â
5. Georgia Tech. Mascot looks like Saturday Night Live killer bee circa John Belushi.
6, Illinois. Best known for host towns misspelling of the word champagne.
7. Michigan. Slaughtered by Stanford in 1972 Rose Bowl.Â
8. Carnegie Mellon. Founded on proceeds from Carnegies famous self-improvement book.Â
10. Cornell. Has educations longest and hardest-to-remember motto; so long its illegible on any Cornell logo smaller than your head.
1. MIT. No recent bowl appearances.
2. Stanford. Res ipsa loquitor.
3. CalTech. Appearances at Rose Bowl confined to ingenious parade floats.
4. Cal Berkeley. Most recent Rose Bowl game program had to be carbon-dated to determine date of teams appearance.Â
5. Georgia Tech. Mascot looks like Saturday Night Live killer bee circa John Belushi.
6, Illinois. Best known for host towns misspelling of the word champagne.
7. Michigan. Slaughtered by Stanford in 1972 Rose Bowl.Â
8. Carnegie Mellon. Founded on proceeds from Carnegies famous self-improvement book.Â
10. Cornell. Has educations longest and hardest-to-remember motto; so long its illegible on any Cornell logo smaller than your head.
