[fullmetal]

"I can get a kid into an Ivy school so much easier than to Stanford," said Elbert Kinnebrew, who runs an elite AAU program in Long Beach.

Personally, I'm delighted to hear that an AAU guy has trouble getting a kid into Stanford. We're not a meatpacking company that caters to athletic brokers.

Agreed.  We're not an institution that random middlemen can "get kids into."

M: We're not a country club, 007!

(and someone's going to quote-check me and remind me that my movie quote memory has failed again...)

[fullmetal]

"I can get a kid into an Ivy school so much easier than to Stanford," said Elbert Kinnebrew, who runs an elite AAU program in Long Beach.

Personally, I'm delighted to hear that an AAU guy has trouble getting a kid into Stanford. We're not a meatpacking company that caters to athletic brokers.

Agreed.  We're not an institution that random middlemen can "get kids into."

M: We're not a country club, 007!

(and someone's going to quote-check me and remind me that my movie quote memory has failed again...)