Demetris Robertson because of metsjetsfan's earlier link to this:
https://stanford.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=1772338
https://stanford.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=1772338
If there's one thing people have learned in Berkeley, it's that you can't put "Cal football" and "Rose Bowl" in the same sentence. The words just don't fit. You'd be better off linking "covered wagons" with "Mars travel." (Bruce Jenkins, Cal '70, SF Chronicle, Nov. 11, 2017)