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On behalf of several million Chicagoans, I would like to politely disagree. I will avoid the Chicago tradition of bringing up the subject of broken kneecaps.

I don't understand this Detroit style, Chicago style, New York style nonsense.  Pizza is pizza.  If it takes more than 90 seconds to cook it it ain't pizza.  If it is loaded with sauce, pineapple, artichokes, kale salad, whatever, it ain't pizza.  Call it something else.  Maybe it's delicious, but it ain't pizza.

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We don't have an argument.  You like Chicago style deep dish pies.  Great.  But they are not pizza.  If they were you wouldn't have to call them "Chicago-style pizza," right?  You would just call them pizza.  Except they're not.  And thanks, my kneecaps were broken in Hoboken.  I don't need any more.

[Rally]

On behalf of several million Chicagoans, I would like to politely disagree. I will avoid the Chicago tradition of bringing up the subject of broken kneecaps.

I don't understand this Detroit style, Chicago style, New York style nonsense.  Pizza is pizza.  If it takes more than 90 seconds to cook it it ain't pizza.  If it is loaded with sauce, pineapple, artichokes, kale salad, whatever, it ain't pizza.  Call it something else.  Maybe it's delicious, but it ain't pizza.

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We don't have an argument.  You like Chicago style deep dish pies.  Great.  But they are not pizza.  If they were you wouldn't have to call them "Chicago-style pizza," right?  You would just call them pizza.  Except they're not.  And thanks, my kneecaps were broken in Hoboken.  I don't need any more.