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And McCaffrey's numbers are inflated because he played against horrible defenses all year, unlike Henry who, you know, ran against NFL-caliber defenses all year and still put up an SEC record number of yards.

And then had Fournette break that record the same season.  And he, well, he LOOKS more like a running back.  And, well, he has a cool pony tail when he plays.  And, well, they got to play crappy Iowa while we had to battle with Michigan State.  And, well, the Pac12 is a white boy league (actually read this one.). And, well, if the Pac12 is all that how come you play your games at midnight?  Afraid we'll see you? (Actually read that one, and heard it, sort of, from an ESPN commentator.). And, well, if Shaw and McCafferty were any good they'd be in the SEC; they ain't so they ain't.  You want mo'?  Let me wake up my uncle.  He's got a million of them.

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And McCaffrey's numbers are inflated because he played against horrible defenses all year, unlike Henry who, you know, ran against NFL-caliber defenses all year and still put up an SEC record number of yards.

And then had Fournette break that record the same season.  And he, well, he LOOKS more like a running back.  And, well, he has a cool pony tail when he plays.  And, well, they got to play crappy Iowa while we had to battle with Michigan State.  And, well, the Pac12 is a white boy league (actually read this one.). And, well, if the Pac12 is all that how come you play your games at midnight?  Afraid we'll see you? (Actually read that one, and heard it, sort of, from an ESPN commentator.). And, well, if Shaw and McCafferty were any good they'd be in the SEC; they ain't so they ain't.  You want mo'?  Let me wake up my uncle.  He's got a million of them.