[Rally]

Thank God you weren't around when I applied, Garvin.

I dinged you in a note to the Admissions Office, but they replied haughtily that they wouldn't read my hate mail until I was 12.

Mean, Garvin, just plain mean.  On so many levels.  You can write off that 500 bucks I promised myself I would pay you if you took the bait.  I expected better :)

[Rally]

Thank God you weren't around when I applied, Garvin.

I dinged you in a note to the Admissions Office, but they replied haughtily that they wouldn't read my hate mail until I was 12.

Mean, Garvin, just plain mean.  On so many levels.  You can write off that 500 bucks I promised myself I would pay you if you took the bait.  I expected better :)