[Goose]

Tell you what. How about you tell ESPN that for twice the money, you'll play any day of the week, 24/7? Then you won't care at all if anyone actually pays to attend the games! Problem solved!

Please don't send this. The reaction will be "Why didn't we think of this? Give me the phone. And, let's raise ticket prices by 5000% for the ten people who will still show up." ;D

[Goose]

Tell you what. How about you tell ESPN that for twice the money, you'll play any day of the week, 24/7? Then you won't care at all if anyone actually pays to attend the games! Problem solved!

Please don't send this. The reaction will be "Why didn't we think of this? Give me the phone. And, let's raise ticket prices by 5000% for the ten people who will still show up." ;D