[French Rage]

And this doesn't even take into account the whole "United Airlines Field at the LA Coliseum" or whatever it's going to be called.

I had visions of ringers in the crowd (or on the field) being forcefully "reaccomodated" by the Tree and Dollies, and the announcer letting people know that "Section (some non-existent number) has been overbooked; we're offering seats for next year's game vs. UNLV and $50 coupons to Taco Bell."

VG

Maybe remove plants wearing USC stuff and replace them with fans wearing Stanford stuff.

If they want to go with renaming rights, they could propose other corporate namings and have them all be OJ-related companies: Hertz, Bruno Magli, Chevrolet.

[French Rage]

And this doesn't even take into account the whole "United Airlines Field at the LA Coliseum" or whatever it's going to be called.

I had visions of ringers in the crowd (or on the field) being forcefully "reaccomodated" by the Tree and Dollies, and the announcer letting people know that "Section (some non-existent number) has been overbooked; we're offering seats for next year's game vs. UNLV and $50 coupons to Taco Bell."

VG

Maybe remove plants wearing USC stuff and replace them with fans wearing Stanford stuff.

If they want to go with renaming rights, they could propose other corporate namings and have them all be OJ-related companies: Hertz, Bruno Magli, Chevrolet.