[Leftcoast]

There is, in fact, a story about a Daily headline using the word "Cards" that contained the most egregious -- if entirely unintentional -- double entendre in the history of written language. Fortunately, it was caught as the pages were being composed in the ASSU Typesetting Shop, thus saving the career of a now-notable journalist (not me, wise guys) and possibly the existence of the Daily as a college newspaper. Alas, it cannot be told even now.

Aw ..... after that build-up you've just GOT to dish.  We'll promise to keep it a closely held secret - Just between you, me and a couple 100 of our closest friends on the internet.    And maybe some friends who use Google. 

[Leftcoast]

There is, in fact, a story about a Daily headline using the word "Cards" that contained the most egregious -- if entirely unintentional -- double entendre in the history of written language. Fortunately, it was caught as the pages were being composed in the ASSU Typesetting Shop, thus saving the career of a now-notable journalist (not me, wise guys) and possibly the existence of the Daily as a college newspaper. Alas, it cannot be told even now.

Aw ..... after that build-up you've just GOT to dish.  We'll promise to keep it a closely held secret - Just between you, me and a couple 100 of our closest friends on the internet.    And maybe some friends who use Google.