[martyup]

Satirical articles work best when there are elements of truth weaved into the story.

Like this?

“Oski is quintessential Berkeley! You can’t just take that away from us, he’s the only thing at this school that we can confidently say is uglier than the student body. If he’s gone, we’re all going to lose whatever sliver of self-esteem we have!”

[martyup]

Satirical articles work best when there are elements of truth weaved into the story.

Like this?

“Oski is quintessential Berkeley! You can’t just take that away from us, he’s the only thing at this school that we can confidently say is uglier than the student body. If he’s gone, we’re all going to lose whatever sliver of self-esteem we have!”