[needle]

It only exists in an alternate universe because of pesky things like binding contractual agreements, but there is an alternate universe where:

Arizona
Arizona State
Colorado
Nebraska
Stanford
Kal
Washington
Oregon
BYU
Utah
Oregon State
Washington State

are a little family with just enough appeal that everyone can tolerate everyone else.

That’s the dream...but it is only a dream.

[needle]

It only exists in an alternate universe because of pesky things like binding contractual agreements, but there is an alternate universe where:

Arizona
Arizona State
Colorado
Nebraska
Stanford
Kal
Washington
Oregon
BYU
Utah
Oregon State
Washington State

are a little family with just enough appeal that everyone can tolerate everyone else.

That’s the dream...but it is only a dream.