[Oasis]

That would be Oasis. I'm sure he's still scratching his head that Bill Plaschke, the Darth Vader of anti-Stanfordism, whose voodoo doll Oasis has been jabbing red-hot needles for the past 20 years, wrote a column about us this morning that was -- well -- nice.

http://www.latimes.com/sports/college/fo...793.column

This is the theory: Plaschke is the evil twin of a modestly responsible journalist, who escaped from the dungeon where Plaschke had him tied up, put Plaschke in the trunk of a car (there's an idea!) and wrote this morning's column.  Unless this is true, I am confused just as Garvin says.

[Oasis]

That would be Oasis. I'm sure he's still scratching his head that Bill Plaschke, the Darth Vader of anti-Stanfordism, whose voodoo doll Oasis has been jabbing red-hot needles for the past 20 years, wrote a column about us this morning that was -- well -- nice.

http://www.latimes.com/sports/college/fo...793.column

This is the theory: Plaschke is the evil twin of a modestly responsible journalist, who escaped from the dungeon where Plaschke had him tied up, put Plaschke in the trunk of a car (there's an idea!) and wrote this morning's column.  Unless this is true, I am confused just as Garvin says.