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Will be tough to beat Schultz's reveal.  My favorite reveal was during the Army All-American game.  Some kid was holding a baby, and he took off the baby's top shirt to reveal his choice.

I didn't see that, but that strikes me as odd.  I mean, if you're going to bring a baby into the mix, you might as well go big.  He should have taken off the baby's dirty diaper to reveal a tattoo of the winning school on both of the baby's cheeks.  That would have been a real commitment, as well as being the epitome of smooth (as a baby's bottom, one might say).  Why both cheeks?  Well, that way no one could ever say that it was a half-assed effort. 

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Will be tough to beat Schultz's reveal.  My favorite reveal was during the Army All-American game.  Some kid was holding a baby, and he took off the baby's top shirt to reveal his choice.

I didn't see that, but that strikes me as odd.  I mean, if you're going to bring a baby into the mix, you might as well go big.  He should have taken off the baby's dirty diaper to reveal a tattoo of the winning school on both of the baby's cheeks.  That would have been a real commitment, as well as being the epitome of smooth (as a baby's bottom, one might say).  Why both cheeks?  Well, that way no one could ever say that it was a half-assed effort.