10-16-2014, 12:16 AM
This one's easy.
10. If ND wins, their odds of making the playoffs go up dramatically. I'd prefer to avoid Condi having to waste any brain cycles contemplating those over-rated cheaters (sorry, getting caught while cheating doesn't make you better than other cheaters; it just means you are also incompetent).
9. We rarely lose recruits to FSU. And even when we do, we seem to end up being happy that they didn't come.
8. I don't want to hear about how ND beat the reining national champions for the next 10 months.
7. FSU players don't steal our gals. Not even imaginary ones.
6. FSU at least doesn't wait until the rape victims of their football players commit suicide before they pretend to investigate.
5. I'm perfectly happy to see the 1-17 record ND has against top-5 teams dating back to the mid 1990's get even worse. In fact, that's one too many wins already (even if that lone win was an early-season win over the over-rated 2005 Michigan team that ultimately ended the season 7-5).
4. It's fun to watch ND lose. It's just good, healthy, guilt-free FUN. Why deny yourself that?
3. It would be good to have another data point that shows God really doesn't care about football.
2. Only a masochist would root for ND in this game. They needed major help from the refs to beat us, at home, while our already limited offense was having an off day. Winston and gang will devour them like a bunch of stolen crab legs.
1. It's ND. We don't root for them. It's just not done.
10. If ND wins, their odds of making the playoffs go up dramatically. I'd prefer to avoid Condi having to waste any brain cycles contemplating those over-rated cheaters (sorry, getting caught while cheating doesn't make you better than other cheaters; it just means you are also incompetent).
9. We rarely lose recruits to FSU. And even when we do, we seem to end up being happy that they didn't come.
8. I don't want to hear about how ND beat the reining national champions for the next 10 months.
7. FSU players don't steal our gals. Not even imaginary ones.
6. FSU at least doesn't wait until the rape victims of their football players commit suicide before they pretend to investigate.
5. I'm perfectly happy to see the 1-17 record ND has against top-5 teams dating back to the mid 1990's get even worse. In fact, that's one too many wins already (even if that lone win was an early-season win over the over-rated 2005 Michigan team that ultimately ended the season 7-5).
4. It's fun to watch ND lose. It's just good, healthy, guilt-free FUN. Why deny yourself that?
3. It would be good to have another data point that shows God really doesn't care about football.
2. Only a masochist would root for ND in this game. They needed major help from the refs to beat us, at home, while our already limited offense was having an off day. Winston and gang will devour them like a bunch of stolen crab legs.
1. It's ND. We don't root for them. It's just not done.