[Mick]

Ann Billion, who refers to "Chase Keeler," is following Stanford sports as closely as she ever has.

 How many zeroes are there in a killion?

Just one big one!

Hehe. Appropriate in this context, but I also love the old joke about a killion being a number so big that it kills you:
http://www.textfiles.com/humor/number_k.ill

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That\'s terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[Mick]

Ann Billion, who refers to "Chase Keeler," is following Stanford sports as closely as she ever has.

 How many zeroes are there in a killion?

Just one big one!

Hehe. Appropriate in this context, but I also love the old joke about a killion being a number so big that it kills you:
http://www.textfiles.com/humor/number_k.ill

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That\'s terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"