[Redrum]

Sarkisian to Atlanta Falcons

From USC staff ->Washington HC with a hip flask ->USC HC with drunk ravings before alumni pep rallies -> Drunk rehab and ritual "deep personal reflection" ->Alabama offensive "consultant" ->Alabama OC for a week or so Atlanta Falcons OC.

[Redrum]

Sarkisian to Atlanta Falcons

From USC staff ->Washington HC with a hip flask ->USC HC with drunk ravings before alumni pep rallies -> Drunk rehab and ritual "deep personal reflection" ->Alabama offensive "consultant" ->Alabama OC for a week or so Atlanta Falcons OC.

[CornFed]

Evidence that the Twelve Steps really do work.

[CornFed]

Evidence that the Twelve Steps really do work.

[fullmetal]

Saban is the Midas of reputations.  Or, as we all know, NFL coaches aren't hired for their Boy Scout values.

[fullmetal]

Saban is the Midas of reputations.  Or, as we all know, NFL coaches aren't hired for their Boy Scout values.

[AthleticsDynasty]

Has nothing to do with the OP but I feel like most people don't know but Sark was .damn good QB at BYU. Easily one of the best players to coach big time college football

[AthleticsDynasty]

Has nothing to do with the OP but I feel like most people don't know but Sark was .damn good QB at BYU. Easily one of the best players to coach big time college football

[Leftcoast]

I hear the newest Michigan head coach was a decent player too and that Ditka guy (NFL) was decent in his time....

Probably the best comparison to Sark is Steve Spurrier, a small QB who won the H.eisman but struggled in the NFL before becoming a college coach.

[Leftcoast]

I hear the newest Michigan head coach was a decent player too and that Ditka guy (NFL) was decent in his time....

Probably the best comparison to Sark is Steve Spurrier, a small QB who won the H.eisman but struggled in the NFL before becoming a college coach.

[DC 86]

Probably the best comparison to Sark is Steve Spurrier, a small QB who won the H.eisman but struggled in the NFL before becoming a college coach.

Definitely similarities, but Spurrier won the H-man and played ten seasons in the NFL, Sark didn't even finish in the top ten in H-Man voting and did not throw a single NFL pass.

[DC 86]

Probably the best comparison to Sark is Steve Spurrier, a small QB who won the H.eisman but struggled in the NFL before becoming a college coach.

Definitely similarities, but Spurrier won the H-man and played ten seasons in the NFL, Sark didn't even finish in the top ten in H-Man voting and did not throw a single NFL pass.

[dabigv13]

Speaking of reputation rehab.....

http://www.si.com/college-football/2017/...nistration

Hopefully this isn't crossing a political line. Seems harder and harder not to.

[dabigv13]

Speaking of reputation rehab.....

http://www.si.com/college-football/2017/...nistration

Hopefully this isn't crossing a political line. Seems harder and harder not to.

[CowboyIndian]

"Starr is reportedly on the shortlist for the position of ambassador-at-large for international religious freedom. The post is tasked with the promotion of religious freedoms around the world."

I guess there's no such thing as irony any more

[CowboyIndian]

"Starr is reportedly on the shortlist for the position of ambassador-at-large for international religious freedom. The post is tasked with the promotion of religious freedoms around the world."

I guess there's no such thing as irony any more

[Redrum]

and on this one it takes extra self control not to steer the thread into politics.  I might have to lie down and think good thoughts about my in-laws pet pig (really cute, smart).

[Redrum]

and on this one it takes extra self control not to steer the thread into politics.  I might have to lie down and think good thoughts about my in-laws pet pig (really cute, smart).

[pefloresjr]

and on this one it takes extra self control not to steer the thread into politics.  I might have to lie down and think good thoughts about my in-laws pet pig (really cute, smart).

So, in other situations where I'm trying desperately to distract myself, instead of thinking of baseball, I can now think about your in-laws' pet pig.  Thanks.  It's always good to have options. 

Cheers,
Pete F.

[pefloresjr]

and on this one it takes extra self control not to steer the thread into politics.  I might have to lie down and think good thoughts about my in-laws pet pig (really cute, smart).

So, in other situations where I'm trying desperately to distract myself, instead of thinking of baseball, I can now think about your in-laws' pet pig.  Thanks.  It's always good to have options. 

Cheers,
Pete F.