03-29-2013, 06:11 PM
I suspect that the North Korean military is actually attempting to target Steve Austin, the Bionic Man,(NOT the current day wrestler) who according to their intelligence report based on careful dissection of 1970s-era American media, is our secret weapon. Their crack intelligence officers clearly believe that we hold Steve Austin in such high regard that we named the capital of Texas in his honor. A clear case of the diabolical practice of "hiding in plain sight." But they won't be fooled.

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