[82lsju]

story here

https://archives.stanforddaily.com/1960/...E1#article

[82lsju]

story here

https://archives.stanforddaily.com/1960/...E1#article

[82lsju]

Beat Cal!!

[82lsju]

Beat Cal!!

[thunder_chik]

Are we doing the poem/rhyming thing?

[thunder_chik]

Are we doing the poem/rhyming thing?

[martyup]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Cal sucks
But we do too

[martyup]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Cal sucks
But we do too

[Phogge]

I don’t think Eric has sufficient EUTM this season but you never know.

[Phogge]

I don’t think Eric has sufficient EUTM this season but you never know.

[82lsju]

Campanile: 'Beat Cal'
'Immoral 12' Drape Banner From Tower

The Campanile went Stanford yesterday. For about 15 minutes at noon, California's answer to Hoover Tower sported a 100-foot-long banner that loudly proclaimed "Beat Cal" in bright red letters.

Ten Stanford jokesters aided by two ex-Stanfordites now doing grad work at Cal, pulled off the gag. And they escaped without so much as a suspicious look from anybody at Cal.

https://archives.stanforddaily.com/1959/...E8#article

[82lsju]

Campanile: 'Beat Cal'
'Immoral 12' Drape Banner From Tower

The Campanile went Stanford yesterday. For about 15 minutes at noon, California's answer to Hoover Tower sported a 100-foot-long banner that loudly proclaimed "Beat Cal" in bright red letters.

Ten Stanford jokesters aided by two ex-Stanfordites now doing grad work at Cal, pulled off the gag. And they escaped without so much as a suspicious look from anybody at Cal.

https://archives.stanforddaily.com/1959/...E8#article

[thunder_chik]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Cal sucks
But we do too

Despite our failings,
We can prevail;
There will be wailing
When Kal is derailed.

[thunder_chik]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Cal sucks
But we do too

Despite our failings,
We can prevail;
There will be wailing
When Kal is derailed.

[cardcrimson]

FOUR YEARS OF

FUTILITY WORSE

THAN BUDDY OR WALT

MAKE IT STOP

LET THE AXE FALL

Burma Shave

[cardcrimson]

FOUR YEARS OF

FUTILITY WORSE

THAN BUDDY OR WALT

MAKE IT STOP

LET THE AXE FALL

Burma Shave

[gailtate]

FOUR YEARS OF

FUTILITY WORSE

THAN BUDDY OR WALT

MAKE IT STOP

LET THE AXE FALL

Burma Shave

It rhymes as well as Shaw runs his program.

[gailtate]

FOUR YEARS OF

FUTILITY WORSE

THAN BUDDY OR WALT

MAKE IT STOP

LET THE AXE FALL

Burma Shave

It rhymes as well as Shaw runs his program.

[cardcrimson]

It rhymes as well as Shaw runs his program.

Not all 

signs 

had whitty

rhymes

Burma Shave

[cardcrimson]

It rhymes as well as Shaw runs his program.

Not all 

signs 

had whitty

rhymes

Burma Shave

[gailtate]

It rhymes as well as Shaw runs his program.

Not all 

signs 

had whitty

rhymes

Burma Shave

Now

THAT'S more

Like it.

Just hope

Karty's snapper

Can hike it.

[gailtate]

It rhymes as well as Shaw runs his program.

Not all 

signs 

had whitty

rhymes

Burma Shave

Now

THAT'S more

Like it.

Just hope

Karty's snapper

Can hike it.

[cctop]

CardCrimon's poem might not rhyme, but it's actually a beautiful little piece in the style of William Carlos Williams:

----

THE RED TONKA TRUCK
by CardCrimson

four years of
futility

worse than Buddy or
Walt

make it
stop

let the axe
fall

[cctop]

CardCrimon's poem might not rhyme, but it's actually a beautiful little piece in the style of William Carlos Williams:

----

THE RED TONKA TRUCK
by CardCrimson

four years of
futility

worse than Buddy or
Walt

make it
stop

let the axe
fall

[lex24]

Scores given not got

Halftime leads to exodus

Horrors aplenty.

[lex24]

Scores given not got

Halftime leads to exodus

Horrors aplenty.

[martyup]

We score but once
The crowd falling asleep
They score but twice
And the Axe they keep

[martyup]

We score but once
The crowd falling asleep
They score but twice
And the Axe they keep

[BostonCard]

I wonder what GPT-3 could generate...

BC

[BostonCard]

I wonder what GPT-3 could generate...

BC

[cardcrimson]

CardCrimon's poem might not rhyme, but it's actually a beautiful little piece in the style of William Carlos Williams:

----

THE RED TONKA TRUCK
by CardCrimson

four years of
futility

worse than Buddy or
Walt

make it
stop

let the axe
fall

Love it!

[cardcrimson]

CardCrimon's poem might not rhyme, but it's actually a beautiful little piece in the style of William Carlos Williams:

----

THE RED TONKA TRUCK
by CardCrimson

four years of
futility

worse than Buddy or
Walt

make it
stop

let the axe
fall

Love it!

[Austroturf]

Scores given not got

Halftime leads to exodus

Horrors aplenty.

I see you went Haiku on us.

---

Then there's this, by William Butler Speights, brother of Trevor and erstwhile poetaster among the water boys. 

Hulking as the play-clock slowly falls,
The center cannot hear the QB’s calls,
Things fall apart, the O-line cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the team,
The blood-dimmed blitz is loosed, and everywhere
The D collapses round the doomed McKee;
The best are now all injured, while the worst
Take first string roles mid Cardinal debris.  

[Austroturf]

Scores given not got

Halftime leads to exodus

Horrors aplenty.

I see you went Haiku on us.

---

Then there's this, by William Butler Speights, brother of Trevor and erstwhile poetaster among the water boys. 

Hulking as the play-clock slowly falls,
The center cannot hear the QB’s calls,
Things fall apart, the O-line cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the team,
The blood-dimmed blitz is loosed, and everywhere
The D collapses round the doomed McKee;
The best are now all injured, while the worst
Take first string roles mid Cardinal debris.  

[BostonCard]

An investigation into why they are called "the weenies"

https://stanfordmag.org/contents/whither...mb2te4k8EA

BC

[BostonCard]

An investigation into why they are called "the weenies"

https://stanfordmag.org/contents/whither...mb2te4k8EA

BC

[gailtate]

Scores given not got

Halftime leads to exodus

Horrors aplenty.

I see you went Haiku on us.

---

Then there's this, by William Butler Speights, brother of Trevor and erstwhile poetaster among the water boys. 

Hulking as the play-clock slowly falls,
The center cannot hear the QB’s calls,
Things fall apart, the O-line cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the team,
The blood-dimmed blitz is loosed, and everywhere
The D collapses round the doomed McKee;
The best are now all injured, while the worst
Take first string roles mid Cardinal debris.  

Way above my pay grade.

[gailtate]

Scores given not got

Halftime leads to exodus

Horrors aplenty.

I see you went Haiku on us.

---

Then there's this, by William Butler Speights, brother of Trevor and erstwhile poetaster among the water boys. 

Hulking as the play-clock slowly falls,
The center cannot hear the QB’s calls,
Things fall apart, the O-line cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the team,
The blood-dimmed blitz is loosed, and everywhere
The D collapses round the doomed McKee;
The best are now all injured, while the worst
Take first string roles mid Cardinal debris.  

Way above my pay grade.

[Austroturf]

Scores given not got

Halftime leads to exodus

Horrors aplenty.

I see you went Haiku on us.

---

Then there's this, by William Butler Speights, brother of Trevor and erstwhile poetaster among the water boys. 

Hulking as the play-clock slowly falls,
The center cannot hear the QB’s calls,
Things fall apart, the O-line cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the team,
The blood-dimmed blitz is loosed, and everywhere
The D collapses round the doomed McKee;
The best are now all injured, while the worst
Take first string roles mid Cardinal debris.  

Way above my pay grade.

First stanza from the prophetic poem "Sacking Coming". ;-)

[Austroturf]

Scores given not got

Halftime leads to exodus

Horrors aplenty.

I see you went Haiku on us.

---

Then there's this, by William Butler Speights, brother of Trevor and erstwhile poetaster among the water boys. 

Hulking as the play-clock slowly falls,
The center cannot hear the QB’s calls,
Things fall apart, the O-line cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the team,
The blood-dimmed blitz is loosed, and everywhere
The D collapses round the doomed McKee;
The best are now all injured, while the worst
Take first string roles mid Cardinal debris.  

Way above my pay grade.

First stanza from the prophetic poem "Sacking Coming". ;-)