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Calcium might not be evil, but it\'s weird - Redrum - 05-15-2010

In all my time on this planet, I have never heard a woman\'s kidney stone story.  Never heard OF a woman with a kidney stone story.  Logic says they must be out there,  but I\'ve never heard of one.  Maybe, like the Republicans stonewalling every piece of legislation, women have a pact that no one complains about pain of anything but childbirth, so to keep intact their headlock on noble suffering.



Oh, and don\'t accept for one second jacketree\'s feeble attempt to pass off a crumb of bran muffin as a kidney stone.  You can tell it\'s fake by the lack of rotating knife blades and hydraulically thrusting needles.

And the really dark side of kidney stones.  Peeing into a little strainer funnel so to catch the little devil when it decides to abandon ship.  This might happen after your return to, say, the workplace.  This also might involve washing the device in the restroom and having to answer questions about why you\'re washing that cute little single-cup "tea strainer"  in the restroom rather than in the coffee/breakroom down the hall.

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Re: In Tyrone W. news... - Nan3cy - 05-15-2010

Well, I\'m completely taken aback by the turn this thread has taken. All I can say is, (1) I\'ve never had a kidney stone, so don\'t chalk my silence on the subject up to omerta; and (2) if I had to choose between having a baby and passing a kidney stone, I know which one I\'d choose. Even with the cost of college tuition these days.

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But Lee WOULD be blogging about anti-depressants - Redrum - 05-15-2010

Toward the end of the war Lee was mentally exhausted.  Current diagnosticians would have said he was suffering from clinical depression.   At one key battle in N. Virginia Lee lay in his tent saying "We must strike a blow...We must strike a blow"  but his inability to take command, or even appear on the battlefield let a partially trapped Union army escape to fight again.  

That never would have happened if Lee\'d been on Prozac....or had a couple of toots of meth.  

Actually, Lee probably lucked out that he didn\'t have a kidney stone.  By the battlefield medical standards of the day,  the docs would have simply amputated the what was hurting,  which in this case would have been the lower half of his entire body.

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Actually the Battle of Hampton Roads - jacketree - 05-15-2010

was really a part of the effort of the Confederacy to break the Union blockade, which had cut off Virginia\'s largest cities, Norfolk and Richmond, from international trade (I believe the Arabs were willing to trade Vicodin, Percocet and Penicillin for cotton) as kidney stones and gangrene continued to vex Johnny Reb.

Garvin sure has some stones to mix "whiny" and "petulant" in reference to anyone who has suffered one of these bad boys; whose mine like appearance may have indeed inspired the Monitor and Merrimack:



Here\'s a close up. Redrum called it. A million knives slicing and dicing yer innards.



Nancy raises the interesting question.  When I strained my first stone (a humiliating act in itself even if no one was watching.  No one was watching, right?) after a week of saying she could no longer hold the pain of childbirth over me, I proudly showed her the jagged rock of pain.  She calmly went into our bedroom, pulled down the picture of our two beautiful children, held it next to my stone and said, "I win."

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Re: In Tyrone W. news... - fullmetal - 05-15-2010

Are those mine-like things actually kidney stones?  Given that stones are supposed to be mineral crystals, the smooth appearance is kind of odd.  And noting the micrograph of sharp edges, yes, those edges are very crystalline...pass the cranberry juice and water, please.

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Re: In Tyrone W. news... - Leftcoast - 05-15-2010

Wow ... Jacketree\'s stone is used for the Wikipedia photo ... or maybe not.   I call foul!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kidney_stone

And to bring this thread full circle .... perhaps Tyrone W.\'s term of service in the NorthWest was about as much fun as passing a kidney stone.  

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My mother passed a kidney stone about ten years ba - Mick - 05-16-2010

Quote:I\'m not OFFENDED but I now live in fear of getting a kidney stone.   Embo\'s story has my cringing in painful empathy and sitting with my legs crossed.  

Is this an inevitable part of my future storyline or can I duck this scene?  

...and I asked her what was worse, passing a kidney stone or childbirth...and she said that passing a kidney stone was by far the worse pain.

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