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OT:The JT Daniels and the Toejams - lex24 - 01-19-2022

JT Daniels may be the poster child for the wacky world of NCAA football. And SC the poster program.  JT graduated HS in three years so he could get an early start with the Toejams of Troy.  He was hailed as the new Caesar. And started out playing well.  But alas, things soured and eventually he was beaten out by THE NEXT BIG THING Kedon Slovis.  Who, like Tommy Maddox decades before, essentially made his reputation by torching Stanford.  

So, JT left the hallowed halls of Toejamville and headed to Georgia.  Where again, he was to be the savior.  And again, he started out like a house of fire.  But alas, he got a tad banged up.  And in stepped a walk on named Stetson, who showed he was more cattle than hat.  Stetson is coming back, so again JT is hitting the road, or portal as the case may be.

Meanwhile Slovis lost his job to THE NEXT BIG THING. But that Trojan hero to be has Dart(Ed) away as well.  And now, it looks like it’s time for THE NEXT  BIG THING to come to Sweater U.  And Caleb Williams will have the great and powerful Oz as his HC, so he CERTAINLY will be on his way to Toejams fame.  Until…..


RE: OT:The JT Daniels and the Toejams - 82lsju - 01-19-2022

and Bennett was a walk-on at UGA
then transferred and played a year at Jones College
then transferred back to UGA


RE: OT:The JT Daniels and the Toejams - cardcrimson - 01-19-2022

(01-19-2022, 04:41 PM)lex24 Wrote:  JT Daniels may be the poster child for the wacky world of NCAA football. And SC the poster program.  JT graduated HS in three years so he could get an early start with the Toejams of Troy.  He was hailed as the new Caesar. And started out playing well.  But alas, things soured and eventually he was beaten out by THE NEXT BIG THING Kedon Slovis.  Who, like Tommy Maddox decades before, essentially made his reputation by torching Stanford.  

So, JT left the hallowed halls of Toejamville and headed to Georgia.  Where again, he was to be the savior.  And again, he started out like a house of fire.  But alas, he got a tad banged up.  And in stepped a walk on named Stetson, who showed he was more cattle than hat.  Stetson is coming back, so again JT is hitting the road, or portal as the case may be.

Meanwhile Slovis lost his job to THE NEXT BIG THING. But that Trojan hero to be has Dart(Ed) away as well.  And now, it looks like it’s time for THE NEXT  BIG THING to come to Sweater U.  And Caleb Williams will have the great and powerful Oz as his HC, so he CERTAINLY will be on his way to Toejams fame.  Until…..

Wow Lex! A classic!


RE: OT:The JT Daniels and the Toejams - Phogge - 01-19-2022

Nothing new. Bobbbbbbbb and I remember Ronnie Knox.


RE: OT:The JT Daniels and the Toejams - Giants - 01-19-2022

(01-19-2022, 04:41 PM)lex24 Wrote:  JT Daniels may be the poster child for the wacky world of NCAA football. And SC the poster program.  JT graduated HS in three years so he could get an early start with the Toejams of Troy.  He was hailed as the new Caesar. And started out playing well.  But alas, things soured and eventually he was beaten out by THE NEXT BIG THING Kedon Slovis.  Who, like Tommy Maddox decades before, essentially made his reputation by torching Stanford.  

So, JT left the hallowed halls of Toejamville and headed to Georgia.  Where again, he was to be the savior.  And again, he started out like a house of fire.  But alas, he got a tad banged up.  And in stepped a walk on named Stetson, who showed he was more cattle than hat.  Stetson is coming back, so again JT is hitting the road, or portal as the case may be.

Meanwhile Slovis lost his job to THE NEXT BIG THING. But that Trojan hero to be has Dart(Ed) away as well.  And now, it looks like it’s time for THE NEXT  BIG THING to come to Sweater U.  And Caleb Williams will have the great and powerful Oz as his HC, so he CERTAINLY will be on his way to Toejams fame.  Until…..

Hang on a second…

References to Caesar and Troy in the same paragraph?  Something is amiss with the timeline :)


RE: OT:The JT Daniels and the Toejams - Brickcity - 01-19-2022

(01-19-2022, 10:36 PM)Giants Wrote:  
(01-19-2022, 04:41 PM)lex24 Wrote:  JT Daniels may be the poster child for the wacky world of NCAA football. And SC the poster program.  JT graduated HS in three years so he could get an early start with the Toejams of Troy.  He was hailed as the new Caesar. And started out playing well.  But alas, things soured and eventually he was beaten out by THE NEXT BIG THING Kedon Slovis.  Who, like Tommy Maddox decades before, essentially made his reputation by torching Stanford.  

So, JT left the hallowed halls of Toejamville and headed to Georgia.  Where again, he was to be the savior.  And again, he started out like a house of fire.  But alas, he got a tad banged up.  And in stepped a walk on named Stetson, who showed he was more cattle than hat.  Stetson is coming back, so again JT is hitting the road, or portal as the case may be.

Meanwhile Slovis lost his job to THE NEXT BIG THING. But that Trojan hero to be has Dart(Ed) away as well.  And now, it looks like it’s time for THE NEXT  BIG THING to come to Sweater U.  And Caleb Williams will have the great and powerful Oz as his HC, so he CERTAINLY will be on his way to Toejams fame.  Until…..

Hang on a second…

References to Caesar and Troy in the same paragraph?  Something is amiss with the timeline :)

Today's college football player - outside of Stanford - could well be summed up with the phrase: "I transfer, therefore I am."


RE: OT:The JT Daniels and the Toejams - Phogge - 01-20-2022

"Sweater U." Lex is visually astute.


RE: OT:The JT Daniels and the Toejams - cardcrimson - 01-20-2022

(01-19-2022, 10:36 PM)Giants Wrote:  
(01-19-2022, 04:41 PM)lex24 Wrote:  JT Daniels may be the poster child for the wacky world of NCAA football. And SC the poster program.  JT graduated HS in three years so he could get an early start with the Toejams of Troy.  He was hailed as the new Caesar. And started out playing well.  But alas, things soured and eventually he was beaten out by THE NEXT BIG THING Kedon Slovis.  Who, like Tommy Maddox decades before, essentially made his reputation by torching Stanford.  

So, JT left the hallowed halls of Toejamville and headed to Georgia.  Where again, he was to be the savior.  And again, he started out like a house of fire.  But alas, he got a tad banged up.  And in stepped a walk on named Stetson, who showed he was more cattle than hat.  Stetson is coming back, so again JT is hitting the road, or portal as the case may be.

Meanwhile Slovis lost his job to THE NEXT BIG THING. But that Trojan hero to be has Dart(Ed) away as well.  And now, it looks like it’s time for THE NEXT  BIG THING to come to Sweater U.  And Caleb Williams will have the great and powerful Oz as his HC, so he CERTAINLY will be on his way to Toejams fame.  Until…..

Hang on a second…

References to Caesar and Troy in the same paragraph?  Something is amiss with the timeline :)

Forget it. He's rolling. . . .


RE: OT:The JT Daniels and the Toejams - fullmetal - 01-20-2022

(01-19-2022, 10:36 PM)Giants Wrote:  References to Caesar and Troy in the same paragraph?  Something is amiss with the timeline :)

What's seven hundred years among football fans?


RE: OT:The JT Daniels and the Toejams - Phogge - 01-20-2022

The connection is Aeneas and Caesar. Arma virumque cano...


RE: OT:The JT Daniels and the Toejams - gailtate - 01-20-2022

"JT & The Toejams" sounds like a punk band, circa hey-day of The Ramones. Or a mash-up of doo-wop + heavy metal, late '50s meet early '70s. Welcome to the merry-go-round music of college football in the NIL era. You can't dance or listen to it. Spa sounds meet electro-throb.


RE: OT:The JT Daniels and the Toejams - Phogge - 01-20-2022

I prefer Andrew and the Road Graders. Heavy, heavy metal.


RE: OT:The JT Daniels and the Toejams - Sam Leopold - 01-20-2022

The Beatles may have been the first to mock USC all the way back in 1969:  Come Together | The Beatles

Quote:. . . . He wear no shoe shine / He got toe jam football / He got monkey finger / He shoot Coca-Cola . . . .



lex24 - lex24 - 01-20-2022

(01-20-2022, 03:34 PM)fullmetal Wrote:  
(01-19-2022, 10:36 PM)Giants Wrote:  References to Caesar and Troy in the same paragraph?  Something is amiss with the timeline :)

What's seven hundred years among football fans?

Ok, substitute Paris for Caesar…. Tough crowd…. :). I should have consulted Flemm….