10-31-2010, 12:03 PM
Like drinking beaujolais wine, some Schadenfreude has to be consumed when it is ready, not necessarily when it makes sense. This week is UDub and Notre Dame, whose boards reflect a spookily point-by-point-similar gloom.
I\'m gonna have to forgo the normal quotes which-- in ND\'s case in particular-- are more than half the fun of reading rival boards after a loss. But, it\'s getting cold down in the South and I have a gaping hole in my wall where the worn-out doggy door used to be. Gotta stay focused. Just a mass-balance summary of what\'s on their minds.
NOTRE DAME:
---Fire the coach. Sure, ND has wanted to fire every coach it\'s had since Lou Holtz and they even gave him a rough ride except for the day and one day after winning the NC. What\'s different this time is the serious debate about using the death of tower videographer Declan Sullivan\'s death as grounds for termination for cause... which would get Brian Kelly out of the picture without ND having to pay giga-millions for a buy-out. Notable because: 1) it reveals just how far ND fans will compromise or manipulate legal principle to achieve football ends. 2) It reveals how ND fans will use literally anything-- regardless of taste or sense of decency-- to achieve football ends.
--- Apres Brian, le deluge. No, make that during Brian the future is rotting beneath their feet. Recruiting isn\'t just going slowly or not as well as expected. It\'s going backwards. The tally is up to THREE decommits since the team started playing this Fall. The latest is 4-star Florida DE Aaron Lynch, who will be looking at all Florida schools. The others are 4-star OT Jordan Prestwood who is also now looking at Florida schools. And 3-star Florida DE Clay Burton.
---The ONLY defense of Kelly I read was a precious few who claimed that they were "stuck" with Kelly (financially and for some semblance of fairness) so ND fans better get used to it. Those people were basically contradicted by polite posters and shouted down by the impolite posters.
--- The Rot Stops Here: "Here" being the entire power structure of ND that hired (Davie,Willingham, Weis, Kelly). There will be no excellence until AD Jack Swarbrick and Fr. Jenkins ( until recently the "hero" for saving ND from President "Monk" Malloy and Willing-ham) and some of the board of Trustees. It was deemed pointless to search for a new coach with the same power structure that brought them Kelly. These ND fans should\'a been in Paris in 1793. Woulda\' done a more thorough job cleaning house than those softy Jacobins.
WASHINGTON:
-- What else? FIRE the coach. Never, ever, EVER has Willing.ham gotten so much respect from the Husky faithful than after a season and a half of Sarkisian. Seriously, fans spent a LOT of time and effort to debate whether Willing-ham\'s defeats were less egegious than Sarkisian\'s. Individual games were resurrected and autopsied to prove--through geometric logic-- that Sarkisian < Willing-ham, even with the 0-12 season thrown in. Much debate about whether a Locker-less season for TW should count for more or for less in judging which coach was worse. Great fun watching them balance one sh*tty performance against another sh*tty performance to find relative betterness.
--UDub isn\'t writhing over decommits, but lots of hand-wringing over how they would ever get 4 and 5-star recruits to commit to a staff that has hung up 4 30-point losses in one season. The dominant counter-argument isn\'t that the 4-5 star recruits wouldn\'t come, but that they\'d be turned to **** by the coaching staff.
If there are any survivors once the ND fans get done pillaging the athletic and university hierarchy, mayhem fans can get their fill over on Dawgman, where the debate about who must pay stretches back to (now ex-) AD Barbara Hedges, who begat Neuheisel, who fired Neuheisel too quickly, which begat Gilby, which begat Willing-ham, which begat Sarkesian.... Well, based on the Dawgman comments I don\'t see how any of the grandchildren of the aforementioned make it through the purge alive. They even throw former UDub president Mark Emmert (Now NCAA prexy) to the wolves.
---To be fair to Dawg fans, some insisted on mentioning that the team is freshman-heavy and that wide swings in performance are classic symptoms of freshman players. Others note that those freshmen will be spoiled by bad coaching before they ever mature. And then, there\'s always the tried-and-true defense of the current staff: they are "stuck" with Sarkisian and staff, might as well get used to seasons like this one.
Hope so. Well, that\'s more than enough Schadenfreude for me. If I want to snack on more later on, I\'ve always got the 49ers in the fridge.
I\'m gonna have to forgo the normal quotes which-- in ND\'s case in particular-- are more than half the fun of reading rival boards after a loss. But, it\'s getting cold down in the South and I have a gaping hole in my wall where the worn-out doggy door used to be. Gotta stay focused. Just a mass-balance summary of what\'s on their minds.
NOTRE DAME:
---Fire the coach. Sure, ND has wanted to fire every coach it\'s had since Lou Holtz and they even gave him a rough ride except for the day and one day after winning the NC. What\'s different this time is the serious debate about using the death of tower videographer Declan Sullivan\'s death as grounds for termination for cause... which would get Brian Kelly out of the picture without ND having to pay giga-millions for a buy-out. Notable because: 1) it reveals just how far ND fans will compromise or manipulate legal principle to achieve football ends. 2) It reveals how ND fans will use literally anything-- regardless of taste or sense of decency-- to achieve football ends.
--- Apres Brian, le deluge. No, make that during Brian the future is rotting beneath their feet. Recruiting isn\'t just going slowly or not as well as expected. It\'s going backwards. The tally is up to THREE decommits since the team started playing this Fall. The latest is 4-star Florida DE Aaron Lynch, who will be looking at all Florida schools. The others are 4-star OT Jordan Prestwood who is also now looking at Florida schools. And 3-star Florida DE Clay Burton.
---The ONLY defense of Kelly I read was a precious few who claimed that they were "stuck" with Kelly (financially and for some semblance of fairness) so ND fans better get used to it. Those people were basically contradicted by polite posters and shouted down by the impolite posters.
--- The Rot Stops Here: "Here" being the entire power structure of ND that hired (Davie,Willingham, Weis, Kelly). There will be no excellence until AD Jack Swarbrick and Fr. Jenkins ( until recently the "hero" for saving ND from President "Monk" Malloy and Willing-ham) and some of the board of Trustees. It was deemed pointless to search for a new coach with the same power structure that brought them Kelly. These ND fans should\'a been in Paris in 1793. Woulda\' done a more thorough job cleaning house than those softy Jacobins.
WASHINGTON:
-- What else? FIRE the coach. Never, ever, EVER has Willing.ham gotten so much respect from the Husky faithful than after a season and a half of Sarkisian. Seriously, fans spent a LOT of time and effort to debate whether Willing-ham\'s defeats were less egegious than Sarkisian\'s. Individual games were resurrected and autopsied to prove--through geometric logic-- that Sarkisian < Willing-ham, even with the 0-12 season thrown in. Much debate about whether a Locker-less season for TW should count for more or for less in judging which coach was worse. Great fun watching them balance one sh*tty performance against another sh*tty performance to find relative betterness.
--UDub isn\'t writhing over decommits, but lots of hand-wringing over how they would ever get 4 and 5-star recruits to commit to a staff that has hung up 4 30-point losses in one season. The dominant counter-argument isn\'t that the 4-5 star recruits wouldn\'t come, but that they\'d be turned to **** by the coaching staff.
If there are any survivors once the ND fans get done pillaging the athletic and university hierarchy, mayhem fans can get their fill over on Dawgman, where the debate about who must pay stretches back to (now ex-) AD Barbara Hedges, who begat Neuheisel, who fired Neuheisel too quickly, which begat Gilby, which begat Willing-ham, which begat Sarkesian.... Well, based on the Dawgman comments I don\'t see how any of the grandchildren of the aforementioned make it through the purge alive. They even throw former UDub president Mark Emmert (Now NCAA prexy) to the wolves.
---To be fair to Dawg fans, some insisted on mentioning that the team is freshman-heavy and that wide swings in performance are classic symptoms of freshman players. Others note that those freshmen will be spoiled by bad coaching before they ever mature. And then, there\'s always the tried-and-true defense of the current staff: they are "stuck" with Sarkisian and staff, might as well get used to seasons like this one.
Hope so. Well, that\'s more than enough Schadenfreude for me. If I want to snack on more later on, I\'ve always got the 49ers in the fridge.

