10-05-2015, 05:01 PM
One time, at Bellagio, my wife walked around a casino corner and smashed into Michael Jordan. His body guards sprang into action but Mike wrapped his arms around her, told them to back off, and asked if she was okay. Her only comment? "He's not as big as I thought he would be." But what did you say? Oh, I told him I was fine and sorry, then went on my way. Why?
“Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to Hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip." W. Churchill