My son has come up with a theory about why Stanford players keep finishing second in the Heis.man voting -- Stanford is cursed. Here's a text that my son sent me:
[Flashback to 2009]
Pete: What's your deal, Harbaugh?
Jim: What's YOUR deal, Pete?!
Pete: My deal is that your team will get tantalizingly close to the Heis.man but never win for the rest of eternity, bwahaha!
[Flashback to 2009]
Pete: What's your deal, Harbaugh?
Jim: What's YOUR deal, Pete?!
Pete: My deal is that your team will get tantalizingly close to the Heis.man but never win for the rest of eternity, bwahaha!