[2006alum]

...I've been a non-fan of Dorrance since I saw an interview in which he was whining about how Stanford had an unfair recruiting advantage over UNC because of our Rodin sculpture garden!! ...

At this point one should make a joke about UNC's recruiting advantage because of its 'Silent Sam' statue, but that would be too political, so I won't.

If anything, their recruiting advantage is their Silent Sham of fake classes and write-it-for-me tutors who hand out As like candy because the "student" part of student-athlete at UNC is basically a euphemism. My loathing for the Tar Heels is nearly as great as for Notre Lame, Puke, and the Toejams. Anyone got any good nicknames for them?

[2006alum]

...I've been a non-fan of Dorrance since I saw an interview in which he was whining about how Stanford had an unfair recruiting advantage over UNC because of our Rodin sculpture garden!! ...

At this point one should make a joke about UNC's recruiting advantage because of its 'Silent Sam' statue, but that would be too political, so I won't.

If anything, their recruiting advantage is their Silent Sham of fake classes and write-it-for-me tutors who hand out As like candy because the "student" part of student-athlete at UNC is basically a euphemism. My loathing for the Tar Heels is nearly as great as for Notre Lame, Puke, and the Toejams. Anyone got any good nicknames for them?