[qwerty49]

Expecting an announcement shortly from ESPN that, to open next year's season, they will be scheduling the first-ever back-to-back-to-back-to-back gameday with UCONN playing the bottom four Division I teams from this year's season in serial fashion over the course of the day...

And all of them will be televised on ESPN, none of that secondary channel like ESPNU stuff.

And introducing the new "handicap" rule, which will give each of the cupcakes anywhere from 10 to 20 points to start the game with.

[qwerty49]

Expecting an announcement shortly from ESPN that, to open next year's season, they will be scheduling the first-ever back-to-back-to-back-to-back gameday with UCONN playing the bottom four Division I teams from this year's season in serial fashion over the course of the day...

And all of them will be televised on ESPN, none of that secondary channel like ESPNU stuff.

And introducing the new "handicap" rule, which will give each of the cupcakes anywhere from 10 to 20 points to start the game with.