[OutsiderFan]

Awesome! Now my dream of selling “Lead Bread” can become reality. All I need to do is make a campaign contribution to the POTUS and I’ll get FDA to agree with me that when you bake lead in bread dough, the blood poisoning impact goes away at high temperatures, and just adds density to the bread, making it more filling than non-lead based breads. We all know high temps kill bad things, and high temps remove lead toxins, so we know it’s safe. Then I can just partner with the Trump Organization and have the POTUS pitch it to his followers as it’s Official Bread. We can send out videos of him eating a sandwich at the resolute desk saying he’s lost 20 pounds eating sandwiches with this amazing bread. He actually won’t ever eat the Lead Bread, and certainly would not have lost 20 pounds, but nobody will know the difference, certainly not his loyal followers.

[OutsiderFan]

Awesome! Now my dream of selling “Lead Bread” can become reality. All I need to do is make a campaign contribution to the POTUS and I’ll get FDA to agree with me that when you bake lead in bread dough, the blood poisoning impact goes away at high temperatures, and just adds density to the bread, making it more filling than non-lead based breads. We all know high temps kill bad things, and high temps remove lead toxins, so we know it’s safe. Then I can just partner with the Trump Organization and have the POTUS pitch it to his followers as it’s Official Bread. We can send out videos of him eating a sandwich at the resolute desk saying he’s lost 20 pounds eating sandwiches with this amazing bread. He actually won’t ever eat the Lead Bread, and certainly would not have lost 20 pounds, but nobody will know the difference, certainly not his loyal followers.