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All this is a pointless and utterly irrelevant prologue to  The following link is a special gift to Kathy, who will projectile-vomit at the fact that the reporter takes eight, count 'em, eight paragraphs to get to the point of the story.

By which, I assume you mean the fact that the university actually gives out PEP BAND SCHOLARSHIPS??  ???

[76lsjumb]

All this is a pointless and utterly irrelevant prologue to  The following link is a special gift to Kathy, who will projectile-vomit at the fact that the reporter takes eight, count 'em, eight paragraphs to get to the point of the story.

By which, I assume you mean the fact that the university actually gives out PEP BAND SCHOLARSHIPS??  ???