[teejers1]

Nice find. It's worth reading just for this line alone:

Oklahoma wunderkind Lincoln Riley fled Norman for the University of Southern California, which turns out to have a football team, in addition to celebrity children’s rowing. 

Another good line:

Kelly’s move to LSU was not official before speculation began as to whether or not Meyer, currently the coach of the semipro Jacksonville Jaguars, would be courted by the Irish. 

[teejers1]

Nice find. It's worth reading just for this line alone:

Oklahoma wunderkind Lincoln Riley fled Norman for the University of Southern California, which turns out to have a football team, in addition to celebrity children’s rowing. 

Another good line:

Kelly’s move to LSU was not official before speculation began as to whether or not Meyer, currently the coach of the semipro Jacksonville Jaguars, would be courted by the Irish.