[SkiBum80]

Casting all analytics and common sense aside,
And making a rash decision along the lines of running with scissors,
Or washing down a glass a metamucil with a chaser of Jack Daniels,
I'll go with the inestimable likelihood that the Cards pull out a win over the dreaded unmentionables to the East.

Berkeley is west of Palo Alto.

I stand corrected!
Being geographically, as well as chronologically, but hopefully not mentally, challenged.
And must be instinctive bias that anyone from the East always denigrating Stanford football

[SkiBum80]

Casting all analytics and common sense aside,
And making a rash decision along the lines of running with scissors,
Or washing down a glass a metamucil with a chaser of Jack Daniels,
I'll go with the inestimable likelihood that the Cards pull out a win over the dreaded unmentionables to the East.

Berkeley is west of Palo Alto.

I stand corrected!
Being geographically, as well as chronologically, but hopefully not mentally, challenged.
And must be instinctive bias that anyone from the East always denigrating Stanford football