[Sam Leopold]

One team good, one team guh, on the eve of taking the field
One of them has to prevail, the other to yield

The Golden Bears are coming off an upset at formerly ranked Louisville
And the Cardinal, well, they might as well be inhabitants of Whoville

If you're in the Puget Sound area, you will see me at Kell's Irish Pub
Otherwise, I wish you the best in your chosen fan club

The Stanford offense will do their best to move the ball
But it's hard when your OL is five clones of A.T. Hall.

So it may be up to our defense to be the South Bay heroes
But it's a tall order to hold the opposing offense to zero

We can hope for short fields and to ride the leg of Emmet Kenney
Even if the points we put up on the board won't be many

Perhaps a Stanford defender will step up with a pick-six
Though I'd rather not have to hope for unlikely gimmicks

So let us fans all root on our team with vigor, vim, and good cheer
As they try to avoid going 3-9 for the fifth straight #$%*^&! year.

[Sam Leopold]

One team good, one team guh, on the eve of taking the field
One of them has to prevail, the other to yield

The Golden Bears are coming off an upset at formerly ranked Louisville
And the Cardinal, well, they might as well be inhabitants of Whoville

If you're in the Puget Sound area, you will see me at Kell's Irish Pub
Otherwise, I wish you the best in your chosen fan club

The Stanford offense will do their best to move the ball
But it's hard when your OL is five clones of A.T. Hall.

So it may be up to our defense to be the South Bay heroes
But it's a tall order to hold the opposing offense to zero

We can hope for short fields and to ride the leg of Emmet Kenney
Even if the points we put up on the board won't be many

Perhaps a Stanford defender will step up with a pick-six
Though I'd rather not have to hope for unlikely gimmicks

So let us fans all root on our team with vigor, vim, and good cheer
As they try to avoid going 3-9 for the fifth straight #$%*^&! year.