[washingtonismoney]

Somewhere in America there is a young running back named Engels, and he's filling out his Stanford application as we speak.

All right, here's the all-Marxist football team:

RB: Engels
FB: (Daniel) Marx
QB: Lenin
LT: Stalin
LG: Khruschev
C: Gorbachev
RG: Deng Xiaopeng
RT: Castro
TE: Zhou Enlai
WR: Trotsky
WR2: Bukharin

Coordinator: Perry Anderson

3-4, one-gap defense (Marxism is always on the assault, comrades):

DE: Zhukov
NT: Mao
DE: Snowball
OLB: Molotov
ILB: Minh
ILB: Guevara
OLB: Elizabeth Jennings
CB: Kim Philby
CB: Kamanev
FS: Phillip Jennings
SS: Rosenberg

(Yes, I used fictional characters in there. Sue me.)

[washingtonismoney]

Somewhere in America there is a young running back named Engels, and he's filling out his Stanford application as we speak.

All right, here's the all-Marxist football team:

RB: Engels
FB: (Daniel) Marx
QB: Lenin
LT: Stalin
LG: Khruschev
C: Gorbachev
RG: Deng Xiaopeng
RT: Castro
TE: Zhou Enlai
WR: Trotsky
WR2: Bukharin

Coordinator: Perry Anderson

3-4, one-gap defense (Marxism is always on the assault, comrades):

DE: Zhukov
NT: Mao
DE: Snowball
OLB: Molotov
ILB: Minh
ILB: Guevara
OLB: Elizabeth Jennings
CB: Kim Philby
CB: Kamanev
FS: Phillip Jennings
SS: Rosenberg

(Yes, I used fictional characters in there. Sue me.)