Humor thread

[Snorlax94]

[teejers1]

Not bad.  The Costco comment prompted me to write this.
This afternoon (about 3:30 p.m.), I drove over to local Costco and was astonished by a couple things. 
First, no line.  At all.   (In fairness, the usual line outside the closest Costco isn't too bad because it moves quickly, but still, I asked the guy at entrance "where is everybody?" and he just shrugged.)

Second.  There was TP.  A ton of it.  Late in the afternoon.  

Is it too much to hope/think we're past the hoarding stage?

[Snorlax94]

[Mick]

[2006alum]

Some meta-humor along with your daily survey results:

[ChicagoCard]

Some meta-humor along with your daily survey results:

Laugh out loud funny.

[burger]

Laugh out loud funny.

I was skimming and missed the joke completely the first time.  That's excellent.

[oldalum]

not jokes type humor, but amusing nonetheless; the Pier 39 sea lions are not doing social distancing or wearing masks:
live webcam  (click "Go Live" to start live video)

[oregontim]

Credit: https://mastodon.starrevolution.org/@Cod...5016291388

[burger]

[Mick]

[Snorlax94]

[BostonCard]

BC

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h/t to my colleagues on these two.

[Snorlax94]

A lot of people posting about the Lysol. This isn’t intended as humor, I just hadn’t seen the actual, fuller footage until now and I think it provides insight to the current national situation. People can watch and decide what they think for themselves.

[2006alum]

Given the science-light hot takes out of Hoover and Stanford Medicine lately, I think these are probably entirely deserved:

[burger]

That's great.  Possibly inspired by this?  The greatest academic article ever published (yes, this was really published):

[Mick]

[JustAnotherFan]

[BostonCard]

Major props to whoever that was. Brilliant!

BC

[Crafter Artisan]

A bit too good to keep in the family, especially the Roy Zimmerman.