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Let's play "What Is Coach Shaw Really Thinking?" - gailtate - 10-02-2022

In the SNL spirit of "Celebrity Jeopardy", let's get a guffaw-worthy thread going here! C'mon, it beats re-hashing the crap football you're looking at.
Uh, you guys are familiar with Celebrity Jeopardy, right?

RE: Let's play "What Is Coach Shaw Really Thinking?" - martyup - 10-02-2022

It's a three letter word for what you don't do on 3rd and 13.

RE: Let's play "What Is Coach Shaw Really Thinking?" - BobK - 10-02-2022

A song for us in a certain place 1969. Now appropriate sadly

https://youtu.be/wJVpihgwE18

RE: Let's play "What Is Coach Shaw Really Thinking?" - Row80Critic - 10-02-2022

What's he thinking?   I'll give you a hint: it rhymes with "bait point mine pew dive schmillion."

RE: Let's play "What Is Coach Shaw Really Thinking?" - PersonalLegend - 10-02-2022

“It’s the players’ fault”

RE: Let's play "What Is Coach Shaw Really Thinking?" - MV72018 - 10-02-2022

(10-02-2022, 08:27 AM)martyup Wrote:  It's a three letter word for what you don't do on 3rd and 13.

Good one, Marty. Not sure there's a video to express my reaction to those moves on 3rd and long last night. 

Had to "love" the play where McKee pulled the ball out from the runner's stomach after about 2 seconds and got insttantly crushed by two UO guys for his effort before he could even get in passing position. Took far too long to unfold. "We've got to start quicker." -- David Shaw, presser.
That's insightful after falling behind 31-3 by halftime.

RE: Let's play "What Is Coach Shaw Really Thinking?" - OutsiderFan - 10-02-2022

"I hope this record doesn't cost me something people care about, like the NFL Network draft gig."

RE: Let's play "What Is Coach Shaw Really Thinking?" - thatboy - 10-02-2022

(10-02-2022, 10:14 AM)Row80Critic Wrote:  What's he thinking?   I'll give you a hint: it rhymes with "bait point mine pew dive schmillion."

I'll admit: my IQ is apparently not high enough to figure this one out. It's probably something obvious in hindsight, but I am sitting here clueless. Can someone help me out?

RE: Let's play "What Is Coach Shaw Really Thinking?" - qwerty49 - 10-02-2022

(10-02-2022, 12:06 PM)thatboy Wrote:  
(10-02-2022, 10:14 AM)Row80Critic Wrote:  What's he thinking?   I'll give you a hint: it rhymes with "bait point mine pew dive schmillion."

I'll admit: my IQ is apparently not high enough to figure this one out. It's probably something obvious in hindsight, but I am sitting here clueless. Can someone help me out?

8.925M.  As in compensation.

RE: Let's play "What Is Coach Shaw Really Thinking?" - thatboy - 10-02-2022

(10-02-2022, 05:00 PM)qwerty49 Wrote:  
(10-02-2022, 12:06 PM)thatboy Wrote:  
(10-02-2022, 10:14 AM)Row80Critic Wrote:  What's he thinking?   I'll give you a hint: it rhymes with "bait point mine pew dive schmillion."

I'll admit: my IQ is apparently not high enough to figure this one out. It's probably something obvious in hindsight, but I am sitting here clueless. Can someone help me out?

8.925M.  As in compensation.

of course. I was trying too hard to think of football words. I should have known. Thanks.

RE: Let's play "What Is Coach Shaw Really Thinking?" - 82lsju - 10-02-2022

(10-02-2022, 07:32 PM)thatboy Wrote:  
(10-02-2022, 05:00 PM)qwerty49 Wrote:  
(10-02-2022, 12:06 PM)thatboy Wrote:  
(10-02-2022, 10:14 AM)Row80Critic Wrote:  What's he thinking?   I'll give you a hint: it rhymes with "bait point mine pew dive schmillion."

I'll admit: my IQ is apparently not high enough to figure this one out. It's probably something obvious in hindsight, but I am sitting here clueless. Can someone help me out?

8.925M.  As in compensation.

of course. I was trying too hard to think of football words. I should have known. Thanks.

so he was a "deal" in his most recent year's reported comp (2020) which was only $6.5m, a drop of 27%....

https://bondholder-information.stanford.edu/sites/g/files/sbiybj21416/files/media/file/stanford_fy21_form_990.pdf

RE: Let's play "What Is Coach Shaw Really Thinking?" - JohnR34231 - 10-03-2022

(10-02-2022, 07:44 PM)82lsju Wrote:  
(10-02-2022, 07:32 PM)thatboy Wrote:  
(10-02-2022, 05:00 PM)qwerty49 Wrote:  
(10-02-2022, 12:06 PM)thatboy Wrote:  
(10-02-2022, 10:14 AM)Row80Critic Wrote:  What's he thinking?   I'll give you a hint: it rhymes with "bait point mine pew dive schmillion."

I'll admit: my IQ is apparently not high enough to figure this one out. It's probably something obvious in hindsight, but I am sitting here clueless. Can someone help me out?

8.925M.  As in compensation.

of course. I was trying too hard to think of football words. I should have known. Thanks.

so he was a "deal" in his most recent year's reported comp (2020) which was only $6.5m, a drop of 27%....

https://bondholder-information.stanford.edu/sites/g/files/sbiybj21416/files/media/file/stanford_fy21_form_990.pdf

So instead of rehashing the "crap football" we have decided to rehash Shaw's salary, which we all agree is excessive given recent results.

RE: Let's play "What Is Coach Shaw Really Thinking?" - ADPinWDC - 10-06-2022

Shaw:  "You know, I used to call RED, 28, ZY Give-it-to-CMac, and he'd figure it out."  What happened?  
           "Well, the hole was there for The Love Machine, but it closed too quickly."  
           "Maybe... we give Patu or Daniels more snaps -- they can run.  Then we can keep that nifty RPO in the Gameplan.  Yeah."

RE: Let's play "What Is Coach Shaw Really Thinking?" - winflop - 10-07-2022

IDGAF what Shaw is thinking any more

RE: Let's play "What Is Coach Shaw Really Thinking?" - gailtate - 10-07-2022

I know what I would like him to be thinking about.  I won't mention it, however. Don't want to jinx it.