Quote:If Scotland ever gets independence, it's national flag should be changed from the insipid Saltire (white cross on a blue background) to a tri-colour of orange (neeps), white (tatties) and bilgewater (haggis)
Is bilge water green? If so then that flag is taken by your non-haggis inspired neighbors on the island to the west.
In 1938 Neville Chamberlain declared "Peace in our time", Superman first appeared in Action Comics, Seabiscuit beat War Admiral ....... and C.a.l last won the Rose Bowl.