06-30-2015, 06:12 PM
Wow, this could get me in trouble.
I had a mammoth "older woman" thing. So:
Fourth grade, my brother's first grade teacher: Mrs. Allen
Sixth grade, my Cub Scout den mother: Mrs. Camp.
Eighth grade, my summer babysitter: Norma Weston
Somewhere in there, swear to God but almost hate to say it: Donna Reed
The first girl peer who sent me over the moon was Jane Delson, sophomore year of college. Janie, who was from Brentwood, was stunning, so much so that when my father's best friend Tom first saw her, he pulled me aside into another room and implored me, his face flush and his breaths hard, "Dear God Harry, you should wrap that woman in amber."Â
Audrey Hepburn was prettier than Janie, but not as striking.
Better than Cathleen Caballero? Yeah. As CC told me when she learned I considered the Greatest Dolly Ever, "Maybe not, just the one with hottest bod." Yes, that "thing" was several parts lust.
After Janie, everything savored of anticlimax. I've be charmed, but never quite breathless like that again.
I had a mammoth "older woman" thing. So:
Fourth grade, my brother's first grade teacher: Mrs. Allen
Sixth grade, my Cub Scout den mother: Mrs. Camp.
Eighth grade, my summer babysitter: Norma Weston
Somewhere in there, swear to God but almost hate to say it: Donna Reed
The first girl peer who sent me over the moon was Jane Delson, sophomore year of college. Janie, who was from Brentwood, was stunning, so much so that when my father's best friend Tom first saw her, he pulled me aside into another room and implored me, his face flush and his breaths hard, "Dear God Harry, you should wrap that woman in amber."Â
Audrey Hepburn was prettier than Janie, but not as striking.
Better than Cathleen Caballero? Yeah. As CC told me when she learned I considered the Greatest Dolly Ever, "Maybe not, just the one with hottest bod." Yes, that "thing" was several parts lust.
After Janie, everything savored of anticlimax. I've be charmed, but never quite breathless like that again.