[Ronnietrader]

A guy and his dog walk into a bar for the Stanford/UCLA game. The bartender says, "No, no, no. Absolutely no dogs allowed." The man replies, "But this dog is special. If Stanford scores he'll walk across bar on his hind legs. If UCLA scores he'll walk across the bar on his front legs. And when Stanford wins he does a backflips." The bartender says, "Backflips? Wow. And what if UCLA  wins?" The man says, "Don't know. My dog is only 8 years old."

[Ronnietrader]

A guy and his dog walk into a bar for the Stanford/UCLA game. The bartender says, "No, no, no. Absolutely no dogs allowed." The man replies, "But this dog is special. If Stanford scores he'll walk across bar on his hind legs. If UCLA scores he'll walk across the bar on his front legs. And when Stanford wins he does a backflips." The bartender says, "Backflips? Wow. And what if UCLA  wins?" The man says, "Don't know. My dog is only 8 years old."