01-04-2016, 10:40 AM
Proposed LSJUMB show so as not to cause offense:
"Boy, Iowa sure is flat" Formation: straight line. Song: "Sultans of Swing" by the Dire Straights
"As flat as a pancake" Formation: another straight line. Song: "Straight to Hell" by The Clash
"It's so flat that you can see forever" Formation: a straight line, but turned around this time (for variety). Song: "I Walk the Line" by Johnny Cash.
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And yet someone from Iowa would find reason to be offended.
"Boy, Iowa sure is flat" Formation: straight line. Song: "Sultans of Swing" by the Dire Straights
"As flat as a pancake" Formation: another straight line. Song: "Straight to Hell" by The Clash
"It's so flat that you can see forever" Formation: a straight line, but turned around this time (for variety). Song: "I Walk the Line" by Johnny Cash.
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And yet someone from Iowa would find reason to be offended.
"I have nothing to say and I am saying it."
--- John Cage