[Hank 91]

I would really like it if the powers that be could create a CardBoard auto-correct for this columnist's name. I'd really prefer not to have to read the name here or anywhere else. Here are a few suggestions:

The Writer Without a Clue.
Everyone's Least Favorite Scribe.
The Man Who Wishes He Were Jim Murray.
The Only Man in Los Angeles Who's More Embarrassing than Charlie Sheen.
Asshat.

Any of these will do.

[Hank 91]

I would really like it if the powers that be could create a CardBoard auto-correct for this columnist's name. I'd really prefer not to have to read the name here or anywhere else. Here are a few suggestions:

The Writer Without a Clue.
Everyone's Least Favorite Scribe.
The Man Who Wishes He Were Jim Murray.
The Only Man in Los Angeles Who's More Embarrassing than Charlie Sheen.
Asshat.

Any of these will do.