[fullmetal]

In recognition of Iowa's immense political influence and to foster harmony between our great agricultural states, I would fully support a public apology on behalf of the University for the Band's halftime performance, but only under one condition.  I would expect a reciprocal apology for Iowa's performance during the first, second, third and fourth quarters of the 2016 Rose Bowl Game  In a show of good faith, if the football teams should meet again, I propose we leave the Band at home and in exchange Iowa promises to make the game competitive beyond the initial play from scrimmage.

No, I'd settle for Iowa forfeiting every game they ever played against us in addition to lobbying mightily for our inclusion in any championship playoff selection.  Also, the best linemen recruits the midwest can produce.

[fullmetal]

In recognition of Iowa's immense political influence and to foster harmony between our great agricultural states, I would fully support a public apology on behalf of the University for the Band's halftime performance, but only under one condition.  I would expect a reciprocal apology for Iowa's performance during the first, second, third and fourth quarters of the 2016 Rose Bowl Game  In a show of good faith, if the football teams should meet again, I propose we leave the Band at home and in exchange Iowa promises to make the game competitive beyond the initial play from scrimmage.

No, I'd settle for Iowa forfeiting every game they ever played against us in addition to lobbying mightily for our inclusion in any championship playoff selection.  Also, the best linemen recruits the midwest can produce.