[CornFed]

Cornfed clearly has a time machine or is performing some other form of wizardry.  He intentionally "missed" the Stanford score by 3 to keep us from surrounding his house with pitchforks, roping him up like a calf, and tossing him into the cow pond to see if he really is a warlock. 

Congrats Cornfed!  Keep up the enchanted enthusiasm. 

Cheers,
Pete F.

I need to be parsimonious in the use of spells and incantations in order to avoid The Foster's Effect. 

The Foster's Effect

The The Foster's Effect can happen when casting too many spells. With all that energy flying around at the same time, magical paths cross over and cause something known the The Foster's Effect. This reaction causes spells to multiply out of control, and has created all sorts of natural disasters. Using magic for selfish and trivial ends can also cause the The Foster's Effect. The Foster's Effect was discovered by Dr. Foster.

I know it's a little technical for you laypeople, but trust me spell casting can only be used by trained professionals like myself.

Now excuse me.  My newt is calling.

[CornFed]

Cornfed clearly has a time machine or is performing some other form of wizardry.  He intentionally "missed" the Stanford score by 3 to keep us from surrounding his house with pitchforks, roping him up like a calf, and tossing him into the cow pond to see if he really is a warlock. 

Congrats Cornfed!  Keep up the enchanted enthusiasm. 

Cheers,
Pete F.

I need to be parsimonious in the use of spells and incantations in order to avoid The Foster's Effect. 

The Foster's Effect

The The Foster's Effect can happen when casting too many spells. With all that energy flying around at the same time, magical paths cross over and cause something known the The Foster's Effect. This reaction causes spells to multiply out of control, and has created all sorts of natural disasters. Using magic for selfish and trivial ends can also cause the The Foster's Effect. The Foster's Effect was discovered by Dr. Foster.

I know it's a little technical for you laypeople, but trust me spell casting can only be used by trained professionals like myself.

Now excuse me.  My newt is calling.