This passage was nicely Stanfordian, and it features the misnomer that CardinalSagehen referred to. I also like that I think most Stanford people reading this would be like, "Oh yeah, that's cool." whereas the writer has to assure us that this really happened.
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Then the punter, a surfer dude from Hawaii named Jet Toner, screams for inspiration, "A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer!" It sounds random until he follows it up with "Ralph Waldo Emerson!" (yes, really). And then they all yell and begin to exercise again.
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Then the punter, a surfer dude from Hawaii named Jet Toner, screams for inspiration, "A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer!" It sounds random until he follows it up with "Ralph Waldo Emerson!" (yes, really). And then they all yell and begin to exercise again.