[Mick]

With a dad who was VP at Enron, who would have thought the apple could have fallen so close to the tree?  Maybe she'll try the affluenza defense as well.

If that doesn't work, the Twinkie defense.  Adverse reaction to vaccines.  El Nino.  Forest Fires.  Defamation.  Too many Republicans in her neighborhood.  She has choices...

[Mick]

With a dad who was VP at Enron, who would have thought the apple could have fallen so close to the tree?  Maybe she'll try the affluenza defense as well.

If that doesn't work, the Twinkie defense.  Adverse reaction to vaccines.  El Nino.  Forest Fires.  Defamation.  Too many Republicans in her neighborhood.  She has choices...