[SkiBum80]

Wanted: One Miracle Worker.

Compensation: Not Reflective of the Expected Miracle

Environment: Turbulent academically, athletically, financially...pretty much every way you can imagine

Recent Success: Depends on definition. 10-15 years ago, extraordinary. That's what we want. Last four years? Exact opposite of what we want.

Obstacles: Legion

Predecessor: Resigned peacefully to take a better job

Travel Expectations: Let's just say we're on the Pacific coast and our league title starts with "Atlantic." 15 of our 16 opponents are at least two time zones away.

Please send your resume, list of career accomplishments and highlights and a summary of upward comments from your former assistant coaches, players and administrators to: A. Luck

LOL
Hours: Untold
Vacation Time: Ha Ha, that's a good one!

[SkiBum80]

Wanted: One Miracle Worker.

Compensation: Not Reflective of the Expected Miracle

Environment: Turbulent academically, athletically, financially...pretty much every way you can imagine

Recent Success: Depends on definition. 10-15 years ago, extraordinary. That's what we want. Last four years? Exact opposite of what we want.

Obstacles: Legion

Predecessor: Resigned peacefully to take a better job

Travel Expectations: Let's just say we're on the Pacific coast and our league title starts with "Atlantic." 15 of our 16 opponents are at least two time zones away.

Please send your resume, list of career accomplishments and highlights and a summary of upward comments from your former assistant coaches, players and administrators to: A. Luck

LOL
Hours: Untold
Vacation Time: Ha Ha, that's a good one!