[Bruce Wang]

I'm somewhat tempted to come out of retirement and try out for Ninja Warrior

For the pride of Asian-American men across the country, you totally need to do this.  I remember catching an episode of Ninja Warrior and the commentators kept saying no human has ever successfully completed the course.  I got suspicious so I checked, and, of course, several Japanese guys have conquered the course on the original version of the show.  Are Asians some other species?  What are we sub-human?  Once again the Asian man gets shafted by mainstream media.

[Bruce Wang]

I'm somewhat tempted to come out of retirement and try out for Ninja Warrior

For the pride of Asian-American men across the country, you totally need to do this.  I remember catching an episode of Ninja Warrior and the commentators kept saying no human has ever successfully completed the course.  I got suspicious so I checked, and, of course, several Japanese guys have conquered the course on the original version of the show.  Are Asians some other species?  What are we sub-human?  Once again the Asian man gets shafted by mainstream media.