[Hank 91]

That's it.  I'm moving to Long Beach when the kid is ready for middle school.

Hank, when your students misbehave, you should make them stand in the corner and wear an Oregon cap.

Of course, then I'd be punishing myself as well, just having to look at it.

Funny story. There was a kid in my class last year who was a brobdingnagian Oregon fan, but I didn't find this out until after football season. (For some reason, he didn't bring it up after the Stanford-Oregon game. Go figure.) Anyway, we had a lot of good-natured banter over the last six months of the year, always pointing towards the 2013 matchup. This will give me a whole extra layer of tension during that game. Hell hath no fury like a twelve-year-old boy who gets to taunt his teacher.

[Hank 91]

That's it.  I'm moving to Long Beach when the kid is ready for middle school.

Hank, when your students misbehave, you should make them stand in the corner and wear an Oregon cap.

Of course, then I'd be punishing myself as well, just having to look at it.

Funny story. There was a kid in my class last year who was a brobdingnagian Oregon fan, but I didn't find this out until after football season. (For some reason, he didn't bring it up after the Stanford-Oregon game. Go figure.) Anyway, we had a lot of good-natured banter over the last six months of the year, always pointing towards the 2013 matchup. This will give me a whole extra layer of tension during that game. Hell hath no fury like a twelve-year-old boy who gets to taunt his teacher.