10-21-2013, 04:06 PM
(10-21-2013, 02:49 PM)garvin link Wrote:Quote:Every time I make a post on this board, I think about my 9th grade English teacher. She loved giving in-class writing assigments because she could walk around the room and slap kids on the head when she saw mistakes.
The next upgrade of our software comes with a Virtual Kathy who materializes next to your computer at the first sign of a typo, misspelling or dangling modifier and does just that. The Webmistress is still trying to decide if we want to put up the bucks for the optional chainsaw accessory for cases of apostrophe abuse.
Mrs. Rogers liked to debase me in front of the class about my over use of commas. She called me the commatist.
