[82lsju]

get your Beat Cal photos here

https://web.stanford.edu/group/axecomm/c...age_id=371

and if you're on Facebook a superset of the above is here

https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=...285&type=3

#BeatCal
#Decapeat

[82lsju]

get your Beat Cal photos here

https://web.stanford.edu/group/axecomm/c...age_id=371

and if you're on Facebook a superset of the above is here

https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=...285&type=3

#BeatCal
#Decapeat

[Canalejas]

The dirty golden bear is losing all his hair.

[Canalejas]

The dirty golden bear is losing all his hair.

[winflop]

His teeth are out
He's got the gout

[winflop]

His teeth are out
He's got the gout

[martyup]

He knows not what it's all about.

[martyup]

He knows not what it's all about.

[Spiny_Norman]

His eyes are made of glass . . .

[Spiny_Norman]

His eyes are made of glass . . .

[Papa John]

He's losing all his class.

[Papa John]

He's losing all his class.

[Leftcoast]

So take that dirty Golden Bear ....

---

An oldie but a goodie .....

A man walks into a bar on Big Game day with his dog and takes a seat to watch Stanford play Cal.   The bartender blusters over and says, "No dogs allowed; take your mutt and leave!".   

His customer explains, "But this is a special Dog!  When Stanford scores he'll walk across your bar on his hind legs!  When Cal scores he'll walk the other way on his FRONT legs!  When Stanford wins he'll do a backflip on the bar in front of me!"  The bartender is doubtful but intrigued despite himself.  "Yeah?  What does he do when CAL wins?".   

"Well I don't really know, my dogs not THAT old.  He hasn't turned 10 yet and I'm not sure he'll live that long."

[Leftcoast]

So take that dirty Golden Bear ....

---

An oldie but a goodie .....

A man walks into a bar on Big Game day with his dog and takes a seat to watch Stanford play Cal.   The bartender blusters over and says, "No dogs allowed; take your mutt and leave!".   

His customer explains, "But this is a special Dog!  When Stanford scores he'll walk across your bar on his hind legs!  When Cal scores he'll walk the other way on his FRONT legs!  When Stanford wins he'll do a backflip on the bar in front of me!"  The bartender is doubtful but intrigued despite himself.  "Yeah?  What does he do when CAL wins?".   

"Well I don't really know, my dogs not THAT old.  He hasn't turned 10 yet and I'm not sure he'll live that long."

[winflop]

So take that dirty Golden Bear ....

---

An oldie but a goodie .....

A man walks into a bar on Big Game day with his dog and takes a seat to watch Stanford play Cal.   The bartender blusters over and says, "No dogs allowed; take your mutt and leave!".   

His customer explains, "But this is a special Dog!  When Stanford scores he'll walk across your bar on his hind legs!  When Cal scores he'll walk the other way on his FRONT legs!  When Stanford wins he'll do a backflip on the bar in front of me!"  The bartender is doubtful but intrigued despite himself.  "Yeah?  What does he do when CAL wins?".   

"Well I don't really know, my dogs not THAT old.  He hasn't turned 10 yet and I'm not sure he'll live that long."

+1
Heck +10

[winflop]

So take that dirty Golden Bear ....

---

An oldie but a goodie .....

A man walks into a bar on Big Game day with his dog and takes a seat to watch Stanford play Cal.   The bartender blusters over and says, "No dogs allowed; take your mutt and leave!".   

His customer explains, "But this is a special Dog!  When Stanford scores he'll walk across your bar on his hind legs!  When Cal scores he'll walk the other way on his FRONT legs!  When Stanford wins he'll do a backflip on the bar in front of me!"  The bartender is doubtful but intrigued despite himself.  "Yeah?  What does he do when CAL wins?".   

"Well I don't really know, my dogs not THAT old.  He hasn't turned 10 yet and I'm not sure he'll live that long."

+1
Heck +10

[Spiny_Norman]

And throw him in the trash!

That's the version that my brother taught to his two boys and is the version that my nephews sing to me each year now before Big Game. They are fine young men.

[Spiny_Norman]

And throw him in the trash!

That's the version that my brother taught to his two boys and is the version that my nephews sing to me each year now before Big Game. They are fine young men.

[martyup]

We've gotta just damn BEAT CAL!!!

[martyup]

We've gotta just damn BEAT CAL!!!

[martyup]

REPEAT

[martyup]

REPEAT

[PVTree]

Beat the wee-nies!
Beat, beat the wee-nies!!

[PVTree]

Beat the wee-nies!
Beat, beat the wee-nies!!

[Phogge]

My Cal wife OK’d “Stick him in the grass.” I guess with a golf tee.

[Phogge]

My Cal wife OK’d “Stick him in the grass.” I guess with a golf tee.

[Leftcoast]

First class parenting!

[Leftcoast]

First class parenting!